Back to School Funny Quotes
The first day of school can bring a mix of nervousness, excitement, and maybe even a confused.
Sure, heading back to the classroom can be hectic, but there’s something exciting about it too—like picking out new backpacks and lunch boxes, checking off items from your back to school supplies list, and gearing up for everything that fall has to offer.
Whether you’re a student trying to shake off the summer break or a teacher preparing to face a new class, it’s natural to feel a bit overwhelmed.
But what if we could all take a moment to lighten up, laugh, and enjoy this new beginning? After all, a good laugh can be the best stress reliever!
This is a short collection of funny back to school quotes that will add a smile to your day.
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Here are some quotes that will remind you not to take things too seriously and to enjoy the start of a new school year!
10+ Back to School Funny Quotes
“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.” – Kid President
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“My favorite subject in school? Recess!” – Every Kid Ever
“Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems.” – Every Arts Students
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“Dear school, I’m not a morning person. Sincerely, me.” – Snooze Killer
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“Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough.”
“The only exercise I get in P.E. is running out of excuses.” – Future Mr. Not an Olympics Medalist
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“My music teacher asked me to play a piece. I played dead.”
“Stay in school, kids. Otherwise, you’ll end up being the person who has to Google how to boil an egg.” – Maybe Microsoft’s Bing
“Success is the only option because I like expensive things.”
“Geography teachers say we need to learn where every country is. Ok, Google Maps, you’re fired.”
“Back to school means my nap time is officially over.”
“The best part of going back to school? Telling everyone how you spent your summer, even if it was just Netflix.” – Binge Watcher
As we gear up for another school year, let’s remember to keep our sense of humor intact.
School is a place of learning, growth, and sometimes a little chaos—but it can also be filled with joy, friendships, and memories. By sharing a laugh, we make those early mornings and long days a little easier.
So here’s to a fantastic semester ahead!
May it be filled with learning, laughter, and moments that make us smile.
Keep these funny quotes in mind whenever you need a pick me up, and remember: sometimes, the best way to handle a tough situation is with a good laugh.
You have the power to turn any challenge into a humorous anecdote. All the best for the new school year, and don’t forget to find joy in the little things.
You’ve got this!